faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.

"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."

by Soreanus June 5, 2013

flaget

extremely talented guard boys who make us guard girls swoon; The stereotype is that they are usually homosexual. Big deal. Who really cares? They still kick everyone else's ass.

Sell it!(I love you, WK!)

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Goosen-flagen

The act of taking a goose and inserting it into an orifice on your body while at the same time lubing another person with 10w-30 motor oil preferably Castrol.

Wow that goosen-flagen was slick!!!

by Dick Nibbler June 10, 2008

flage

to blend in with your environment

When the teacher called on me and I wanted to flage into the wall.

by Paul Zlachins February 7, 2007

FLAEM WRA

The eternal battle between Kidtendo fanboys and gaybox fanboys.

Kidtendo fanboy: Gamecube iz teh obious superiorly consul cuz it haz teh handle so yuo can taek it anywheree

Gaybox Fanboy: STFU NOOB HALO OWNZ JOOR AZZ AND YUOR PURPLE PURSE

by DcPunk December 26, 2003

Flaberge

It can mean anything you just have to do it in the right context.

e.g My arm is very flaberge (this indicates that your arm is very flabby)

by smexy_x December 21, 2008

Flabertwated

Adj. (flab-er-twait-ed),It is the occasional culmination of flabbergasted and twitterpated. An emotion that is usually brought about by the super juicy news about someone that is of interest to you.

Jane: Did you hear that Ryan is going to be at the party tonight?
Sue: Oh my gosh, YES, I'm so flabertwated!

by radinahandbasket July 18, 2009