Flanking

Following around. Surrounding. Constantly texting you. Drooling when they see you.

Who are all those people?

Idk. Bitches be flanking!

by Hashtagnumbaone September 1, 2014

Fanging

Euphemism in Werewolf parlance for devouring livestock with bloodlusting abandon.

After 300+ years, touching six continents, and fanging scores of sheep, I've learned the only bad cocktail is a finished cocktail.

by Wolfman Bartender November 4, 2011

Flanking

When a particular person, probably a girl, is being completely out of line, two brave and mature young men shall sit on both sides of said probably girl, and they will both fart on the evildoer simultaneously, thereby punishing the person for whatever wrong they did.

Rachel was being very, very rude to everyone around, and had been previously warned that she was "fixin' to get Flanked", and after continuing to misbehave Kory and Shane decided to punish her with a Flanking.

by Metrobeaver April 20, 2010

Flinging Wanger

The flinging wanger is a tampon that is projected across the room in a very public place. The more people in the area, the better.

"Dude, Tom just did a flinging wanger in Math class!"

by Relavancy April 6, 2010

Flagging Tits

Flat, sagging tits that old women have. They flail around during sex. Hence, flail + sagging = flagging. Flagging tits.

Dude, the old bitch in Jackass 2.5 has some flagging tits.

by laundry room closet July 31, 2011

Flanning

To Lick Chocolate Off of Someone

He was totally flanning me last night.

by Pannah May 23, 2008

Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011