An erect penis in this parallel universe
by Popsdude July 23, 2018
Get the Flacid mug.v.To conduct routine daily activities in a spastic manor often resulting in hilarity, expressed usually in degrees of Morley.
n.A common activity becomes a flail when the expected outcome is replaced with one that involves any number of clumsy events. Drugs, Alcohol, or Caffine are sometimes but not always involved in a flail. It is often in the nature of the individual performing the fail, sometimes their most defining trait.
n.A common activity becomes a flail when the expected outcome is replaced with one that involves any number of clumsy events. Drugs, Alcohol, or Caffine are sometimes but not always involved in a flail. It is often in the nature of the individual performing the fail, sometimes their most defining trait.
Morley: The one to which all other flail is to be compared, the nucleus of flail. The one who can flail standind still.
"*crash* *bang* *clash* -- Morley's speakers just flew off his desk and out of his office! What a flailer."
"*crash* *bang* *clash* -- Morley's speakers just flew off his desk and out of his office! What a flailer."
by A.D. & T.S August 14, 2006
Get the flail mug.An extreme psedo-Germanic variant of the English name Frederick, only to be <i>uttered<i> in the most intense of circumstances.
Originated by Johan Ludwig.
A still more extreme variant is "fleudenstraident," which can only be used in life threatening situations.
Originated by Johan Ludwig.
A still more extreme variant is "fleudenstraident," which can only be used in life threatening situations.
Bruce Lee: hey man, frederick couples just slammed that ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts.
jose contreras: Correction! Flaidreeeeeeeeeeeeeich Couples slammed the ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts!
jose contreras: Correction! Flaidreeeeeeeeeeeeeich Couples slammed the ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts!
by benny b from the bronx April 10, 2005
Get the flaidreich mug.by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008
Get the flacid mug.The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
by feeldasteel October 15, 2008
Get the Flailing Salmon mug.someone who has done nothig but meth, not sleep and stare at a computer screen teching out for days in the dark. their eyeballs are popping out of there heads and look so beaty they could steal your soul, and are probably trying to to get more meth. because they have been in a dark room and up for days they forget they have a previous engagement and hurriedly rush out of their dark cavern looking like shit and flailed. they of course are convinced that they look absolutly awesome no matter what hideous outfit they have come up with.
wow, did that dude ever look flailed
holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna
holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna
by stevie nikkks September 23, 2013
Get the flailed mug.n. Someone who fucks up in process of doing something productive. Usually invloves being under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol
v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.
v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.
"What a flail, Jamebo just spilled the bongwater on himself"
"Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs"
"Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs"
by BringTheNoise May 27, 2006
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