finder

Someone who finds things, usually missing things.

Guy 1: I found what you lost, your porn collections. Thanks to me, the finder. Try not to masturbate or nut, it will damage the penis.
Guy 2: Ok thank you.

by LeilaSP March 19, 2019

find the bois

find the bois is a gamr game for epik gamrs

guy 1 : what are you playing
guy 2: ftb (find the bois)
guy 1: THATS SO EPIKKKK

by i_orb August 20, 2022

Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*

Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*. is an error message the displays upon typing a word that doesn't exist in the world of urban dictionary.

Per1 :hey urban dictionary what does ¤º♡%¥《 mean??¿
urban dictionary : Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*

by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019

finder's fee

The amount of money you pay your dealer or friend, added to the price of your drugs/alcohol, in retribution for getting it to you.

Person 1: Yo, can you get me a quarter for $25?
Person 2: Sure, but I'll tag on a $5 finder's fee

by violaplayer994 August 16, 2010

finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.

*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"

by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015

Fandumb

A type of fandom that isn't involved in the internet community except to constantly deride the subject matter, especially the newer examples. Usually an old school purist. Especially common in anime and Final Fantasy fandom.

"Final Fantasy 10 sucks it was a movie blah blah blah."
"I love Final Fantasy VI, but everything after SUCKED!!!!!"

by Selphieroth November 6, 2004