Filthy dubstep

Filthy (or dirty) is a word used to describe modern dubstep that is wild, heavy, and over the top. Most dubstep listeners consider it a compliment to a song, though song prefer more controlled and on the hook songs.

That drop was filthy!

Dude, got any filthy dubstep?

by CromBomb June 22, 2016

Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

fifth times the charm

A saying for when you fail the first four times, you say “fifth times the charm” to make you feel more confident about the fifth time. This is not BS

Oh man we lost that Fortnite game but you know what they say, “Fifth times the charm”

by Aids of greatness April 22, 2019

Filthy Chewbacca

The sexual act in which the male partner defecates in large quantities while holding onto his spouse. This is generally precluded by pulling a Chewbacca mask out from under the pillow, donning it and yelling like the titular Wookie.

"Have you tried the Filthy Chewbacca yet?"

"Aw man! Last night I treated my girl to a romantic dinner, took laxatives and had beautiful sex with her. After she fell asleep in my arms, I put on my Wookie mask, pulled her in tight, flooded the bed with shit and yelled like Chewbacca!"

Male: "*Chewbacca Yell*"
Girl: "NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO OF ME".

by SpaceToast December 8, 2010

plead the fifth

v. To decline to give self-incriminating information. Refers to the fifth amendment of the US Constitution, which states that no citizen "shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself..."

Joe: Bob, did you ever do drugs in high school?

Bob: I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one, Joe.

by Gargouille July 21, 2005

Filthy Roger

If you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your fuck muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits dripping, and right before you nut, smear blood across her upper lip, then cover it with jizz, you've given her a Filthy Roger. Bonus for extra running and dripping.

Me: "FUCK! I cut my finger!"

Fuck Muppet: "Are you ok?"

Me: *Crazy laugh* "Come here, I'm gonna be fucking FAMOUS when I coin the phrase 'Filthy Roger' on Urbandictionary.com"

by Filthy Roger October 17, 2006

Filthy Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.

Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008