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uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.
“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”
by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009
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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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Fester

A person who has reached ultimate crustiness and disgustingness, a person who has lost all humanity to being gross
Person 1 :Yo did you see that girl eating a week old piece of dominos pizza

Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester
by Rock ur world March 27, 2020
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Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.
by Mr. Sharp Developer June 8, 2022
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Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina
My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes
by Cre8ical February 17, 2024
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