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Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch
“Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”
by feefee123321 December 8, 2018
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fester fickle fuck

To cause confusion in a fun way
What in the fester fickle fuck is going on in here?
OR
Let's get the fester fickle fuck outta here!!
by Laughing seagull June 22, 2021
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Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up
"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"
by k?d47 February 1, 2019
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Ah Fasteeeeeer

Used in sex when you ask your partner to thrust faster
Girl: Ah Fasteeeeeer~~!
by karmakillerxxx June 28, 2019
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fester

freak or a freaky person; a person you would not want to associate with;
Also can be used to describe oneself when feeling down;
Probable origin from the character of Uncle Fester from the Adams Family ; and from medical terminology i.e. festering wound- slimy, pus-oozing septic infection.
"Oh my god look at those festers over there!" Says Zack, "What a smelly bunch of freaks", replies Mr Smacs;
"Listen, Mr Wisey, Uncle Fester is all-festered-out, but he's got nuthin' on you, you festered out festering fester fest of a festerval in festerville, festered out fester!" Laney quips;
"Oh crap I better get my shit together I'm turning into a fester", Fordy muses to himself;
"This crappy small town is a fester-ville, see those festered-out dudes? They look like a bunch of
Gleesons let loose in the wild while on a surf safari" Daz remarks;
"Hell no I wont go...those street parties are turning into real fester-vals" states Pierre Condom;
by Zack Bathory January 16, 2008
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fester

fes•ter \fes-ter\ PacNW (1987)n
1 a : one who attends festivals b : one who enjoys live music in large groups
c : one who is convivial with others in a festival setting 2 : FESTIVALGOER (1959)n
"Hey, right on fester, I like your new shirt too."

"Yeah, I met that fester at a show in 1993."
Hey fester, get me one too will ya?"
The fester was wearing green while festing at the festival.
The festival was awesome because the festers there were very convivial and knew how to have a good time while taking care of each other.
by chinacatfester March 4, 2012
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fester

One who finds personal satisfaction in the ingestion of human stool.
Fester the ingester.
by Pierre May 28, 2004
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