Fernando

Fernando is a super cool person and job wishes he could be like him but he cant so he dies just a little bit more inside. Fernando is super cool and can get with any girl he wants any time he wants he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants because he is so perfect.

Fernando fucked every girl in school

by kajdkljaskldjf April 18, 2008

Fernando

Typical mexican name for a guy, and a spicy one too. A Fernando is a dare devil risqué guy who will fuck anyone anywhere at any time. He is known for stealing hearts and breaking them. He is a chick magnet and he knows it. Typical traits of a Fernando: spiky dark hair, piercing dark eyes, dark skin and a deep and seductive low voice.
Typical personality of a Fernando: douchey, player, cheater, lady's man, hot stuff, the desirable one.

Girl 1: *takes a deep breath* OMG I went to a club last night and met this guy he was so dark and lean and mean and I lost my virginity to him and made out with him and he asked me out and I want him and I need him even though he's with another girl now- wait! I forgot to ask his name!

Girl 2: no worries, I guarantee that was a Fernando.

by Thetruthbetold December 10, 2012

Fernando

The name of any sexy person ever.

Hey Fernando, can we date?

by Plantbob June 10, 2016

The Fornander

When a male, who is currently penetrating a female in a doggy style position, pulls his penis out of her vagina, lowers himself and places his penis between her legs, and proceeds to reach around her thigh and give himself a handjob.

I got tired of the ol' in and out and decided I need the Fornander!

by Salsa2112 July 22, 2010

dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007

Fernando

The sexy Mexican taco man that has a huge cock

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass

by l Bigi l April 2, 2020