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felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.
"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis
by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
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paige felt

A girl, who is perfect in every way possible. She’s often known to make people’s heart stop when she walks in the room. She’s super stylish and can do just about anything. She’s almost as athletically inclined as she is musically inclined. Don’t forget about her guilty pleasure which includes the playing of various video games. She has the biggest heart, that she only shows to people she feels deserve it. She will bend over backwards for the ones she loves. Her love language is quality time. Her beautiful green eyes are as deep as her thoughts. Her long hair is as beautiful as her mind. She’ll make you laugh and at the same time blow your mind. If you find a Paige Felt don’t ever lose her.
Paige Felt is Daniel’s Girlfriend
I love you Paige Felt
by Dopekitty101 June 9, 2021
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Felt

Felt, seeing thick and thin.
A large ass, a small waist and proportionate breast.
Damn she felt”
(Buhnda and a small waist)
by Officer Dez December 8, 2022
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felt spec

felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.

old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.

TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?

tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!

felt spec is class!
by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024
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felt nothing

A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.
I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.
by ice6969 April 14, 2022
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Felt

Yourself, who you are as an individual. Feelings related to oneself and how you feel as an individual
You look felt girl.

I felt that
You’re felt, hugs
by Lala9282 April 25, 2023
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Felted

Get beaten down badly by someone much bigger/superior to you
“That big lug by the gas station felted that scrawny man to the ground and stole his wallet.”
by Root14 June 10, 2022
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