To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.
by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
Get the feltedmug. Yourself, who you are as an individual. Feelings related to oneself and how you feel as an individual
by Lala9282 April 25, 2023
Get the Feltmug. A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.
I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.
by ice6969 April 14, 2022
Get the felt nothingmug. A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"
Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"
Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."
Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"
Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2023
Get the NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElTmug. by KkGirl February 15, 2022
Get the Feltmug. Guy Juan - That girl with Jon Jon is pretty hot.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.
by Oof-Oof January 15, 2016
Get the Dick feltmug. by moriah-elizabethfan September 12, 2020
Get the feltsmug.