1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
Example 1:
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011
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A nickname for the set of US highway 71 in Kansas City, Missouri that stretches from 39th street to 71st street. Most violent crimes in Kansas City are committed within a five mile radius of this highway.
by Bob122222 February 11, 2009
Get the Felony Freeway mug.A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
by moosec May 5, 2009
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by MizzV March 14, 2015
Get the Condickted Felon mug.- a person that shows up everywhere on facebook via threads and/or makes a comment on everything.
- someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook *"felony")
- someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.
- someone that clicks "like" on every post.
- someone that always starts up chats when your chat is "online"
- someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook
- an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else's business on facebook.
** also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. Tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. Sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.
- someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook *"felony")
- someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.
- someone that clicks "like" on every post.
- someone that always starts up chats when your chat is "online"
- someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook
- an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else's business on facebook.
** also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. Tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. Sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.
"I was going to post that picture, but i knew Betsy would have commented immediately and no one would have said anything after that.. she's a total facebook felon."
"I was going to talk to Juan, but he was with Betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! I wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too."
jane: "go online with your chats so we can talk at work!"
john: "i would, but i always get hit up by Betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don't immediately respond, so it's just not worth it."
jane: "ugh, i know, she's definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess."
"I'm done with Betsy. She committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from Steve's jello party. I wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon."
"Marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child pornography on Ali's baby pictures."
"I was going to talk to Juan, but he was with Betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! I wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too."
jane: "go online with your chats so we can talk at work!"
john: "i would, but i always get hit up by Betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don't immediately respond, so it's just not worth it."
jane: "ugh, i know, she's definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess."
"I'm done with Betsy. She committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from Steve's jello party. I wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon."
"Marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child pornography on Ali's baby pictures."
by JFurbandictionary February 23, 2011
Get the facebook felon mug.a trill motherfucker from the streets of the D. slangin da crack and pimping the puss and representin real negros. or drunken suburban niglits.
Greg Adam: Yo, man...let's go get a fifth, hit a lick and go to dat bukkake party.
Nick: idk man...sounds kinda dangerous
Greg Adam: fuck that bro, let's ejaculate!!
Nick: that constitute a felony, and i don't wanna be a felon.
Greg Adam: it's bukkake, man? you don't wanna squirt jizz on some delicious, sweet, young sluts?
Nick: sure, dude.
*police cum*
Nick: shit, man...now we have criminal sexual conduct charges.
Greg Adam: at least we'll have memories of the bukkake for the next 2-5!!
Nick: true, true
Nick: idk man...sounds kinda dangerous
Greg Adam: fuck that bro, let's ejaculate!!
Nick: that constitute a felony, and i don't wanna be a felon.
Greg Adam: it's bukkake, man? you don't wanna squirt jizz on some delicious, sweet, young sluts?
Nick: sure, dude.
*police cum*
Nick: shit, man...now we have criminal sexual conduct charges.
Greg Adam: at least we'll have memories of the bukkake for the next 2-5!!
Nick: true, true
by detroitbukkakeman July 7, 2009
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