A popular hat, which is the ugliest hat possible for someone to wear. Cancerous edgelords with no taste only wear fedoras. Top hats are good looking, stylish and cool. Fedoras are truly, and completely, just ugly.
idiot: I'm gonna wear a fedora whenever I go out into the sunlight, and claim that they're stylish and cool online.
An actual human being with a sense of style: fedoras are ugly, dumb ass. Top Hats are stylish and cool.
person in public: Holy shit, what the fuck. That kid over there is wearing a fedora with his t-shirt. What an edgelord.
*tons of people continue to stare*
idiot: Oh my god, it's working. I'm suspicious and cool.
An actual human being with a sense of style: fedoras are ugly, dumb ass. Top Hats are stylish and cool.
person in public: Holy shit, what the fuck. That kid over there is wearing a fedora with his t-shirt. What an edgelord.
*tons of people continue to stare*
idiot: Oh my god, it's working. I'm suspicious and cool.
by February 18, 2019
Get the fedoramug. by Buford C Cabhash March 3, 2024
Get the crusty fedoramug. The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.
by Phitsoc Cooper January 31, 2024
Get the San Francisco fedoramug.