Fed Ex

A style of sexual intercourse during which the guy bangs the girl at an accelerated pace, with more emphasis on speed than quality.

"He Fed Ex'd the shit out of me last night"

by plowerranger November 15, 2009

Fed-Ex

When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.

A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.

"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"

by Myjohnsonsmagic December 18, 2008

fed the cats

Did something unspeakable, most likely of a sexual nature.

Jess said she couldn't come bowling because she had to babysit, but she actually just stayed home and fed the cats all evening.

by TotallynotJosh November 7, 2013

Fed-Sex

A delivering company kinda like Fed-Ex but this company does not deliver packages instead it delivers whores to clients who want to have sex but get it through the mail.

1. Billy wanted to have sex so he ordered a whore a got it shipped by Fed-Sex.
2. To get my girl friend I used Fed-sex.

by Fed-Sex October 18, 2008

Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 2, 2010

fed kick

when your county jail is full the federal government starts to release non violent inmates to make room for new bodies. The term Fed Kick was popularized in Riverside California, many other counties simply call them early releases.

A. Where that New Wood Go?
B. Kicked Em.
A. Damn Every one getting a fed kick but us.

by Googlefaps.com June 8, 2019

FED Day

Fed day is on December 21 and august 6th, this day basically means that you must insult your furry friends and other furry's and joke about their existence

fed day is defined as: "Furry scum go yiff a gun and set it off blowing ur brains out"

by Sir. twinkle bottom December 16, 2020