Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010

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feces quiff

you shit in a girls vag and then fuck her and when she quiffs, feces shoots out

tim gave his girlfriend a chili dog and then she feces quiffed

by the jackhammer professor May 6, 2009

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feces pieces

When a female is riding a males penis and waits for the opportune moment in which he orgasms, she deficates while still riding his penis up and down. Preferably the female should be facing away from the male when performing this incredibly hard maneuver. It is meant to be a surprise but can be used for enjoyment by both parties. To avoid confusion this term is pronounced like the popular "Reese's Pieces".

I gave my man a full feces pieces last night and he didn't even see it coming!

by S0URCE December 22, 2008

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Reese's Feces

The act of consuming Reese's peanut butter cups, usually in large quantities, in advance of defecating on your sexual partner. If timed just right the Reese's will be the primary ingredient in your feces. Hence, you have delivered a "Reese's Feces"

Jack has been in heaven since he learned to combine his two favorite things in the world, a Hot Karl and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Now his wife regularly requests a "Reese's Feces", and he his happy to oblige.

by kandayman March 7, 2011

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