faux-bae

A fake boyfriend/girlfriend, usually for the purpose of fending off unwanted suitors.

"Hey, did you hear Hannah's going out with Trevor?"
"Nah, dude, Trevor's her faux-bae."

"Damn."

by Hahid September 18, 2016

Faux Scope

A move often performed by noobs in Call of Duty games who think they can no scope. The shot consists of the player firing a semi automatic sniper rifle repeatably at unrealistic speeds from the hip and getting a lucky shot. It requires absolutely no skill whatsoever.

Noob: OMG I NO SCOPE HEAD SHOTTED YOU
You: You mean a faux scope you stupid noob

by RedAchilles March 5, 2011

Faux Decker

The more-merciful relative of the dreaded Upper Decker.

A Faux Decker is executed by:

1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;

2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;

3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.

Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.

The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.

Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"

Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"

Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"

by FunkPumpkin October 4, 2011

Faux-miliarity

When someone one doesn't know greets one as a friend, and the other party does not dispute the mistaken identity.

Person One: Hey, how's that new job working out for you?

Person Two: Uh... it's... great?

Person One: That's awesome! Give me a call sometime.

Person Two: Sure... big guy... See ya later.

by Jason and Richard August 19, 2003

faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

faux hawk

A toned-down version of the famous mohawk haircut, in which the sides of the head are shaved and a central strip of hair is made to stand up. The faux hawk resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut.

Nice faux hawk, man.

by BX9438q May 26, 2003

faux pas

1.) a social blunder
2.) a socially awkward of tactless act

blooper error blub gaffe misconduct mistake pratfall

by Mr. T May 13, 2005