Masterbateing

bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank

I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out

by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020

Fasturbating

v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.

Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."

Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."

by juliocoolio December 20, 2008

Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

easterbater

someone who masterbates on easter sunday

ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter sunday...you easterbater"

by B_Kizzle March 22, 2007

Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.

I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.

by lenarius614 November 6, 2010

fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

Flusterbate

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

by Rick James May 5, 2004