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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!
by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017
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farinfo

When someone is zesty and or fruity.
Ese cabron es un farinfoo.
by Longaniza August 24, 2022
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Farmington Tickler

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.
See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.
by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022
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future faking

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.
Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”
by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021
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Fetish Farming

When someone gives an artist (regardless if they draw fetish content or not.) an oddly specific yet seemingly harmless request and/or question with an ulterior motive for sexual gratification.

The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:

"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"

"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"

"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"

"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?

"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"

The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
"Oh yeah, this guy's totally fetish farming you."

"I don't cater to fetish farming, sorry."
by anonymous August 29, 2022
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Pull a Farzin

Yo, I wanna jack off right now

Bro, don’t pull a Farzin
by Fake school bus December 18, 2019
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