farfenpoopin

a secret word for being constipated.

i've been farfenpoopin for the last 2 days.

by dielawn1989 March 27, 2011

farfing

the nasty case of the smelly, runny, shits that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your ass.

i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting

by melissa wood, tara mooney, matt clark October 26, 2007

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

Farfinugin Express

verb:
Gracefully leaping while ripping a bellowing fart in mid air.

Christopher farfinugin expressed from the living room to tv room.

by Polly panda May 11, 2009

Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

Farken-O

Rooted from the popular term "Fucken-A", Farken-O means pretty much the same thing.

1) To show great unhappiness about something.
2) To curse something or someone.
3) a slang term used to express ones anger through vulgarity.

"Someone ran into my car! Farken-O!"

by Victoria July 13, 2004

farden warden

EVERYTHING and ANYTHING
taco and paco <33

"pssh farden warden"

by best friend for ever and ever March 7, 2008