Farded

When a person farts in their pants and it sounds like they shit themself

I think I farded real hard

by Fard master June 30, 2025

shided and farded and came

where you shit and fart and cum your pants at the same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 12, 2022

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by hmmmmmmmbruh July 13, 2021

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by bald raget January 19, 2022

Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 2, 2024

the fard and pee soup

The act of mixing feces, urine, and/or fart into your partners anus and then sucking all of it out with or without a straw.

I can't wait to do the fard and pee soup tonight!

by mapelgarandarte June 15, 2022

poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022