Skip to main content

fantasy fart

When someone with a fart fetish (one who is erotically & sexually fixated with farts/farting) fantasizes and/or masturbates to their object of fixation farting, they do not focus on the stench of the fart but of the noise made by the person passing gas, both from the anus and the erotic moaning they may add to simulate extreme pleasure during the act. This term can also stand for the actual act of one farting into the face of another - such as during face sitting, ass worship or stink facing; the person "receiving" gas is, more than likely, focusing on the previously mentioned factors and not the smell itself. Hence the name - "fantasy fart": there's no way you can't smell somebody passing gas - it is, more or less, a "fantasy".
1) Adam masturbated as he fantasized about Carla mounting his face, blowing a fantasy fart upon him.

2) Marisa squatted above Julio's head, fantasy farting as she lowered her booty to face sit upon him.
by Mr. MacPhisto April 14, 2007
mugGet the fantasy fart mug.

final fantasy tactics

Probably the best tactical RPG for the Playstation.
Retard-"Drrrrr, what game is that you're playing?"
Me-"It's Final Fantasy Tactics, you retard"
by Emennius January 10, 2004
mugGet the final fantasy tactics mug.

Final Fantasy XI

Another extremely addictive online game just like Diablo II only this one even has a warning to it "Do not let this game interfere with your social life" but obviosly people seem to ignore it it takes up all of most peoples waking hours missing school and work just to play: also see Diablo II
Joe: Where has ben been for the last month he hasnt been in school at all
Jeff: Remember he started playing final fantasy XI again hes almost up to 3 months online thats a fucking lot of hours
Dan: Just think of it as if he's dead cause we'll never see him again
by opinionated person May 16, 2005
mugGet the Final Fantasy XI mug.

fantasy burrito

The true definition of a fantasy burrito varies from person to person; such is the nature of fantasy. However, the generally accepted definition (and who could ask for anything more?) is thus: A fantasy burrito is an event, point in time, or object, in which a person has multiple fantasies realized at the same time or during the same event.
1. A man sitting at a bar with a redhead on the right and an asian on the left, is enjoying his redhead/asian/bar fantasy burrito.

2. A man enjoys baked potatoes, anchovies, and steak and dreams of eating them all at once. If at any point he puts them all into a burrito and eats it, he too would be enjoying his (quite literal) fantasy burrito.
by Hoodad January 6, 2006
mugGet the fantasy burrito mug.

Fantasy Douche

Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.

In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
by TexasHammer January 19, 2011
mugGet the Fantasy Douche mug.

Faptastic

Faptastic is a word used to describe a picture or video that includes an attractive woman to whom you could fap to; however, said woman may not be blatantly revealing. Cleavage is fine. Very fine.

Faptastic can also refer directly to the woman that is in the picture or video.
Guy 1: "I wish Jessica Alba would take her clothes off for the camera sometime."

Guy 2: "Meh, she's got plenty of faptastic pics and vids."
by Matty Moo Jr. August 17, 2009
mugGet the Faptastic mug.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

ok i just want to clear a few things up here
One Half says that:
How exactly Sephiroth managed to come back is never explained; where Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo came from is never explained; how Kadaj became Sephiroth is never explained; the full story of Geostigma is never explained; the plot holes from the game were never covered up nor explained, and how Aeris and Zack continue to exist is not explained.

SO lets start with the three grey-haired men. As the movie puts it, they are 'remnants.' They are in fact physical manifestations of Jenova's memetic legacy within the lifestream, sort of clones of a person's genetic remains, except instead of genetic, they are 'memetic' clones (born out of Jenova's or maybe Sephiroths will). the fact that Kadaj visibly disintegrates into part of the lifestream when he dies suggests that he was not born from a mother's womb, but directly from the lifestream which still contains the presense of Jenova who exerts some influence over the lifestream and Sephiroth (who is physically dead). Kadaj became sephiroth because when he took Jenova's head into himself, the jenova cells with their form changing capability did what ultimately would be in their best interest to survive and changed Kadaj into the greatest soldier ever to live in order to fight cloud.
Geostigma also links into the presence of jenova cells in the lifestream. When the lifestream, summoned by aeris, burst out of the planet to fight against meteor above midgar in the end of FFVII, the jenova cells within the lifestream infected many of the people in midgar. geostigma is the result of the body's own 'lifestream' trying to fight off the invading jenova cells, as explained by vincent.
aeris and zack continue to exist in the lifestream (and in cloud's memory/dreams), simple as that. if you are a christian and/or believe that people have a soul and there is such thing as heaven, think of it that way.
as for plot holes in the game - some things in the game are deliberately left ambiguous (i.e whether cloud ever loved aeris), many things are left for you to work out yourself and ARE NOT spelled out to you in black and white, some things can only be seen by backtracking or exploring every nook and cranny. that and vincent is by far the coolest character in the whole series.
hater: Final fantasy VII: Advent Children was lame as, you have to be a silly little final fantasy 7 sephiroth loving fanboy to actually enjoy this movie because us TRUE final fantasy fans are too busy hating fanboys to appreciate the amazing CGI, the very well coreographed fight scenes and some of the good voice acting in this film.
fanboy: be fair tho, vincent is cool
by the wangster May 16, 2006
mugGet the Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email