fappster

one who faps ALOT. See fap

Man cameron is such a fappster...

by occulum November 14, 2007

fapping

the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room

after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates

by fapper b November 2, 2010

Fapping

To jack off, beat off, masturbate

I was fapping night to that Pamela Anderson video and jizzed all over my computer screen

by BarkingLobster March 4, 2009

fapita

a fajita pita-also, known as a fajita on pita bread

Sean was eating a fajita and Courtney put it on pita bread. They shared a fapita.

by jlyons July 7, 2008

fappetite

The appetite you work up after fapping for several hours. A fappetite can only occur after fapping for at least an hour straight...

I worked up a mean fappetite after my session ended..

Johnny worked up a fappetite after masturbating furiously for several hours.

by fappatite sammich March 13, 2014

fappetite

Fappetite,(noun), one's desire to masterbate.

"Once the butterface turned towards him, he lost his fappetite."

by Ray Charles Barkley February 25, 2017

fapitalist

A person who loves capitalism so much, they become sexually aroused at the very thought of it, and immediately begin fapping.

“Ben Shapiro is so annoying, his political opinions make no sense”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”

by Bucky McBride December 10, 2020