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Fangirl

A crazy person (if you would like to call them people) who obsesses over a fake or real person who is in a movie and/or on television. These creatures usually spell horribly. Most of them devote about 75% of their time to the Movies & Actors Board at YM.com, only talking about how much they love their victim. Their usual victim is Orlando Bloom, also known as Orlihobbit. But they have many more victims that they can not stop talking about.
I recommend using one of my special black ink guns to knock them down. (and get them very messy) A spork or a hose are wonderful substitutes.
Back off, you nasty fangirl, or I shall pin you down with my spork!

They are terrible creatures, those fangirls. I wouldn't go anywhere near them if I were you.
by Popcorn_is_good September 6, 2004
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fangirl

Something that is ruining most bands.
Even the ones not connected with the mainstream.
"Yeah,I used to like My Chemical Romance,but then all those dumb fangirls sarted leeching off them. So I dropped them,because I didn't want to be accosiated with a fangirl."
True Story...
by bandanasarerad October 11, 2006
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fangirl

1.Crazy bitches that practicly go insane when there favourite idol walks in their presence. Usually involves a lawsuit, suffocation of idol, or idol ripped to shreds by fighting fangirls.

2.Another word for hump.
1.Orlanda Broom: Hey.
Fangirl 1:OMFG ITS FUCKING ORLANDO BLOOM OMFG,IM YOUR FUCKING BIGGEST FAN EVER!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND LIKE I WANT YOUR BABIES CAN I TOUCH YOUR CHEST PLEASE TIT FUCK MY ORLANDO WILL YOU SMOKE POT WITH ME COME ON OMG YOU LIKE HAVE NO IDEA HOW HOT YOU ARE LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND FUCK ALREADY *Tears off shirt*
Orlando:GET OFF ME!!!
Fangirl 2:FUCKING BITCH I'M HIS BIGGEST FUCKING FAN SO GET YOUR SKANKY HANDS OFF HIS COCK!
*Fan girl 1 pulls out gun*:Your fucking dead bitch!
*Shoots up the other fangirls, accidently killing Orlando in the process*
FanGirl1: Oh shit! What the fuck have I done???NOOOOO.... *smirk*
*humps dead body*

2.I'm gonna fangirl your mom!
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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fangirl

May be either a small organized group or a large unorganized group of young fanatical females. They suffer an absurd affinity for a randomly chosen object of obsession and base their life/daily schedual around it. Not necessarily a male object of interest, although this is most common. Can possibly be a clothing line, makeup brand, latest skater look, and stupid-looking,annoying flip-flop sandals made out of cheap mesh and spraypaint.

Many young females are obsessed with Juicy, Ambercrombie & Fitch, and Hollister. This is the only line of clothing they will wear. If they are forced to wear something from Dillard's or Taget they are overcome with a squealy, whiney voice and bitch about how *fat* and *ugly* they look.

IMMEDIATE REMEDY: tell them to be quiet and go throw up again.
In a fangir's room, several fangirls sit on the floor and stare at large poster of Orlando Bloom. They do not notice the drool running down their chin.

Many fangirls make t-shirts with Orlando Bloom's face on the chest and wait outside a possible sight-place and scream until their throats bleed. A few may cry and/or faint.
by I_LOVE_LOTR June 21, 2005
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fangirl

1. A girl so obsessed with someone else, fictitious or real, that if you so much as express an opinion on them they start bringing up kids, marriage, etc.

2. The average forum-goer at animelyrics.com
by Nanakase September 19, 2003
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Fangirling

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Girl 1 : Did you see how (blank) was fangirling over (blank)
Girl 2: Yea she even WROTE a story
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Fangirl

There are mainly three types of fangirl. Type A: Obsessed with appearance, Type B: Obsessed with talent. Type C: Creepy Stalker. Type A fangirl usually fall for the boybands. The classic white girls. They may really love their music and voices, but it mainly comes from "how hot they are." They will see a picture of them for the first time and probably think, " OMG they are so hot! I am going to listen to their music now!!!" They fell for the looks first. Type B: will watch the show or listen to the music first. They slowly fall in love with the characters or band members. They research the actors and fall in love with them too. They obsess a lot but not where it gets too creepy. They enjoy merch, ships, OTP's, pizza, sleep, and their idol. Now type C. Type C are way out of hand. They need every peice of merch there is, make out with there cardboard cutouts and are nuts. This type is very unhealthy. They will kidnap their idol if they got close enough. NOT ALL FANGIRLS ARE LIKE TYPE C. Type C is very uncommon but many tend to think all fangirls are the same.
Fangirl Type A: OMG!! Hary Styles is so cute. I totally want him to be my boyfriend! OMG he is so hot also!
Fangirl Type B: Yuuuuusss Johnlock! Yuuussss DEstiel! I will be dead before season 4 of Sherlock. God Damn it Moffat. OOOHHH nooo ROSE!! *sobs*
Type C: Oh my god. I am going to rape niall horan and marry harry styles and make out with justin beiber. omg i am going to kidnap them and keep them in my basement.
by ThePrincessOf221B December 26, 2014
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