faffer

someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!

'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"

also "I have faff, must faff about!"

by pob1 June 24, 2006

Faffy

A nickname meaning intelligent, happy, and friendly. Usually given by a friend as a sign of compassion. (Can be slightly altered: Faf, Fafmaster, Fafmeister, etc.)

A small squirrel-like creature in the South Western region of the Amazon.

Friend: "What's poppin' Faffy?"
'Faffy': "Just some popcorn... Why, are you hungry?"

"Don't look now, but I think I've spotted a rabid faffy up in that tree to your left."

by Fafmaster December 16, 2008

faffing

Fuck a fresher - FAF

New students at UK universities are known as freshers to FAF is to fuck a fresher and is a common past time for students in freshers week (the first week of the year)

FAF is usually used in form FAFFING

Fancy a night of FAFFING?
Shall we pop out for a FAF?

I'm going down to the students union for some FAFFING!

by fafmeister September 19, 2009

faffy

a word that means TOTTALY AWESOME!!!!! it can also mean faggy.

im so pumped for this concert its going to be so faffy

by gundar svinktar October 18, 2007

faffing

Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).

Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'

by Lesiurama15 January 24, 2012

FAFFOT

A word used by complete "Noobs" in a failed attempt to "Pwn" their superiors.

OMG Jiggy that was my freekin drop you faffot

by Robbie and Rick January 26, 2006

Faffa

A word in Norwegian that refers to a rich father. Commonly used in richer parts of Oslo.

Jens: “Hvordan skal du få råd til det?!”

(How are you going to afford that?!”)
Nils: “Faffa betaler
(Faffa is gonna pay)

by faffabetaler February 26, 2021