hows your father?

cheeky reference to the sexual act

'Fancy a bit of hows your father?'

by Pip March 13, 2005

hows your father

Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.

They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!

by hurtle September 27, 2005

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

Luke, I am your father

Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".

The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc

by Cataphract_40 May 15, 2005

father-in-law

The sainted man who lives with one's mother-in-law. Generally is known for having great patience.

My father-in-law is a gift from God, but my mother-in-law is a minion of the Devil.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

Fatherless Activity

When someone says fatherless activity, it means that a girl is exposing herself, through her actions, photos or verbaly about her “hoe” tendencies. Taking in the fact that the woman has no male parent, thus not having a father to teach her how to behave propperly.

*party where girls are twerking to that one Cardi B song*
Chad 1: look at all this fatherless activity going on
Chad 2: No cap, that blonde is a baddie

by Streetzcleaner August 23, 2021

Fatherless

Fatherless people have no father. He left for the milk when they were a child or just died.

All Dreamstans/Dreamgender/Dreamsexuals/Georgesexuals are fatherless.
Also people with no father.

Im fatherless because im Dreamsexual/Dreamgender/Georgesexual

by CaIIMeArt May 2, 2022