verb, to forcibly insert an object (usually a knife) into a person or animal's face.
noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably
noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably
verb, "If you don't shut up about your sister's operation and take off your pants, I'll facestab you!"
noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."
noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."
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a facebitch can be one of the following things:
1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account
2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person
or
3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account
2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person
or
3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
Jeff: Dude, Bridgette told me she would defintely give me a blowjob when i was facebook chatting her!
Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.
Jeff: Damn right she is!
Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?
Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.
Jeff: Damn right she is!
Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?
Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
by /b/tard's /b/rother July 19, 2010
Get the facebitch mug.n. A female who spends an inordinate amount of time on social networking websites; especially one who then complains about not having enough time in real life.
"Jane constantly whines about being disorganized. She's always late, she never finishes her school assignments, and her house is a mess! Why are some people like that?"
"I'll tell you why Jane is like that - she spends so much of her free time on facebook that she's got calluses on her ass! She's a real facebitch."
"I'll tell you why Jane is like that - she spends so much of her free time on facebook that she's got calluses on her ass! She's a real facebitch."
by tmon January 1, 2009
Get the facebitch mug.A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
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Get the Platonic facesitting mug.Taking the dominant nature of Facesitting to another level. ScatFacesitting is when one person sits on another persons face (Their entire weight pressed against the one being sat on) and directly unloads their feces into the persons mouth. This would be forced upon the one being sat on, the one shitting would be restricting their movement as much as possible and pumping as much sh*t as they can into the victims mouth.
Jasmine large ass engulfed the face of prisoner-876, she slightly gripped her own ass and moaned as her sh*t violently poured out her Anus and into the screaming victims mouth. She grabbed the prisoners hair and stuffed him deeper between her enourmous ass, muffling his choking and closing the distance between her asshole and his mouth. Her tongue dropped out her mouth in pure pleasure as she felt him swallow her shit over and over….Another prisoner fallen victim to scat Facesitting.
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