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Facemance

Using Facebook to flirt with old boyfriends or girlfriends or people you wish you would have dated.
Evan and I dated almost 20 years ago, so it's really nice to Facemance with him again!
by juicypirate June 20, 2009
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facemance

facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day
Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!
by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011
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Facemance

When a forty five year old man on Facebook has 98% of his picture with his 20 year old daughter and only 2% with his wife from four years ago. He's trying to present the image he's a player!
Nice Facemance on social media with your daughter!
by persiztence July 8, 2018
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Facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.
Bill received a facetan after going down on Allison
by gballer January 12, 2009
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facemarketing

The act of advertising or marketing a merchandise on facebook.
H:80gb zune slitely usd wit fuly loaded songs for jst $45. If interested,contact 512-***-1294.
B: Yo wassup wid dis facemarketing? We not here to do biz,just chillin out n socializing.Thats about it.
by Faizys April 7, 2009
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Facebanging

1.) When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in blogging or chatting on Facebook.

2.) Chatting it up with a bunch of bitches on Facebook.
Guy1: "What you been up to?"

Guy2: "I've just been facebanging bitches all day."
by bdrobert June 10, 2009
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Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.
Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"
by rexus7 October 28, 2010
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