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Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.
The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.
by Jonah Rowley March 4, 2005
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Ebay Express

A mysterious black hole in cyberspace, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.

Hits to its URL are said by experts to be rarer than Bigfoot sightings.
I opted into Ebay Express six months ago and haven't sold a freaking thing since.
by Degu June 29, 2008
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Ryan Express

Immediate relief for a painful vagina using Flexall 454 and Advil.

The female, even though experiencing tremendous vaginal pain, positions herself for doggy-style intercourse. The male lubricates his erect penis with Flexall 454 and commences intercourse. Whilst thrusting at over 95 mph, the male inserts two (2) Advil into the female's anus. The Advil and the Flexall 454 numb the female's vagina and permit the male to rapidly thrust for up to 27 consecutive years without further pain to the vagina.
My girl told me last night that she couldn't have sex with me because her vagina was hurting. I turned her around, lubed my dick with Flexall and stuck 2 Advil up her butt and gave her the ol' Ryan Express. For her, it was just a couple of Advil and them aches and pains were long gone.
by Donnie Greystone October 8, 2010
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Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.
John was never really the same after he got the panda express.
by Chris October 27, 2008
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Kappa Sigma Express

The train schedule was supposed to stop at midnight, but for these sorostitutes the Kappa Sigma Express will run all night long.
by MARKSKI726 December 27, 2008
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asscrack express

An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.
I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.
by Wildcat's Ankle April 10, 2009
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The Express Bus Downtown

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)
"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."
by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009
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