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epistemophilic 

related to epistemophilia which means "love for knowledge" (usually excessive love).
He is an epistemophilic individual ( or has an epistemophilic personality ).
epistemophilic by blalboz January 28, 2012

Bane of My Existence 

To be the burden of your life whether in your particular moment or over the course of your life.
Mosquitoes are the bane of my existence. I hate them.
The state of being so excited that, you foget to use the letter "C" or when your smartphone autocorrects you.
is it bad that my mother is exited and cant wait to see korn?! hahahaa!!! I love my mommy♥
Exited by Archetype121 December 10, 2012

existentialist 

(n.) One who follows the philosophy of existentialism.

Existentialists get a bad rap due to the fact that some retards treat it as if it's a philosophy of despair. However, it's quite the contrary. While the philosophy does state that life has no meaning, the notion is not intended to make the individual powerless, but rather empowered to live life with a sense of exuberance and accomplishment in order to give meaning to his/her existence.

Furthermore, existentialism emphasizes individuality and personal responsibility for the ramifications that come with being an individual. Since the individual possesses the freedom of choice to choose his/her experiences and non-experiences, he/she is solely the one responsible for the consequences that come with these actions and non-actions.

In layman's terms, you shouldn't be a bitch and direct the finger of blame at somebody else for the shitty decisions you make in the process of finding yourself.

(adj.) Genearlly, a bullshit term the valley girls of the intellectual world will apply to describe, fallaciously(!!!), something synonymous to "angsty/edgy but, still, like, totally cool." These sentiments further tarnish the existentialist movement.
1. See also: The works of Jean Paul Sartre.
2. Ohmigawd, your lj poetry is, like, sOoO giving me an existentialist vibe.
existentialist by Katsu May 8, 2005

Existential Crisis 

"My youth is slipping away as time slips like a torrenting waterfall through my fingers towards inevitable death" -
Danisnotonfire who casually finds himself questioning the meaning of life in the hallway and/or staircase.
"He found himself having another existential crisis after questioning the meaning of his pointless life."

Eristocracy 

The class or political system defined by Discordianism. Mentioned in the Principia Discordia.
Glory be to the Eristocracy!
Hail Eris.
Eristocracy by EPM3 February 25, 2019