Fuck Ewe

A female sheep, the name “Ewe” (a noun) is generally used to indicate a mature female sheep and fuck (used as a verb) to indicate sexual intercourse.

Bobby: “I have no date for this weekend and I really need to fuck a girl”.

Bubba: “Well fuck ewe then, the barn is full of a bunch of new female sheep.”

by Billy BullSchitter August 1, 2016

Ew-Hetero!

What your queer friends call your straight friends to annoy them *cough cough*

*Queer friends talking*
*straight friend comes over*
Straight friend: Hey guys
Queer friends run away screaming: Ew-Hetero!

by TheGingerQUiRe February 15, 2019

Ew-bo

Funny NED type creature, who loves a bit o buckfast and shopping in Sports Direct's £5 Bargin bin for new Nike Airs'. Loves a raves to NED beats whislt chanting his own nick-name.

Matt: Look at Ewan in his new Nike Airs'.

Liam: Yeah, He's such a Ew-Bo!

by STD 91 December 12, 2009

patrick ewing

the best basketball player ever. wore the number 33, went to georgetown, was drafted by the knicks, stayed in new york for like 20 years, will soon be in the hall of fame, and currently is an assistant coach on the houston rockets, where he taught yao ming how to play basketball.

yo you see that game the other night when ewing dropped 60 points, grabbed 25 boards, had 15 blocks, and threw it down in jordans face?

by chuck d February 4, 2005

love ewe

1)To mount your mutton.

2)an inflatable companion.

3)a blow up sheep doll you fuck.

Democrats go home every night to their love ewe.

by aereilly July 31, 2003

Ben Ewing

A massive hunk who gets lots of women. Also owns 6 Ferraris and isn't ginger.

Person 1: "My girlfriend left me"
Person 2: "Who for?"
Person 1: "Ben Ewing"

by Black rock lee March 9, 2021

Ew Poor

A joking way to make fun of your friends.

You have level 1 armor, Ew poor

by IdkboiX September 30, 2020