Evan Mora

A faggot that wants to get black air forces off Amazon for 110 when you can get it on StockX for 74 lmao such a fag

Person 1: hey don’t be a Evan Mora
Person 2: sorry nigga
Person 1: STOP BEING A EVAN

by Jenna taylia jr November 19, 2019

The Evan

named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.

bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.

rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.

bob: hows that?

rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.

by alk3Evan June 2, 2009

Evan(:

loves me for me
always cheers me up
sees beauty in what i call flaws
loves me unconditionally
has a way of making me see the positive in negative things
doesn't pressure me
he doesn't lie
he won't cheat on me
he only wants to be w/ me....i'm his irreplaceable
smart
funny
sarcastic...in the good way
silly
ambitious//wants something out of life
hardworking
trustworthy
responsible
loves to look good//cares about his appearance
confident but far from cockyy
athletic ((major plus))
taller than me

makes me laugh and smile randomly
i love his random i love yous
he can tell me he loves me a bajillion times in a row and i wont get tired of it....b/c it just makes me understand how deep our love for each is even more
i could go on forever so i'll end it here

Evan(: someone confident, knows what he wants & who he wants to be. someone who knows his life goals & ambitions, & works hard to get where to get there. someone funny, chill, caring, sweet. knows what's okay to do & what's not okay to do: meaning he knows where the limits are to whatever (play fights, etc.) & knows to never cross those limits. someone who doesn't lash out with anger so much that they have to use they're fists. someone who I can have a million of adventures with. someone who I can just make fun of & will know i'm just kidding & doesn't take it to heart. i don't want a perfect relationship; i need a couple of fights:) . someone who isn't afraid to try new things, someone honest but not harsh, someone i can have deep and meaningful conversations with. someone i know who will be there when everything goes wrong & all i need is a hug & to hear 'everythings going to be alright' . someone that isn't afraid to say 'that's her' to his guy friends. someone i can trust. someone i can have the time of my life with at home doing nothing.

by TEASETORREY January 8, 2012

evanah

A kind and loving person. She is a great friend who will ALWAYS have your back. She has beautiful curly brown hair and deep brown eyes. She always listens to a friends problem and tries to solve it. She is beautiful inside and out. She is a pearl that very few people have seen.

person 1:WOAH!!! WHO IS THAT AMAZING FRIEND OF YOURS?
person 2: Isn't it obvious?
person 1: Is she evanah?
person 2: OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by artist a.belle October 28, 2013

evan bickford

a pinner, pussy, little faget who acts like he has friends even though everyone makes fun of him.

What was Evan Bickford doing in the closet naked with Brian Grover?

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Evan Peters

The hottest, sexiest, best, and most beutifal man in the universe

I wish evan peters would be my shawty bae.

by evanpeterssecretsussybaka May 26, 2021

Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 25, 2009