Eunuch

A man/boys whos balls are not working are to be removed...

you go to the doctor to get ur balls checked. the doctor tells u their not working... so they cut them off.

by Spence August 24, 2004

eunice

Someone, often male, who exhibits weakness, femininity, spinelessness, low pain tolerance, and/or a general lack of a man card. Eunices often whine, complain, cry, and make up lame excuses for being unable to cowboy up.

Who cares if you have to work in the morning? Stop being such a Eunice and drink your shot!

You just got your ass kicked...Eunice!

by shaquelford April 27, 2007

Eunice

One weird, kimchi-eating, procrastinating, small-eyed boze

Dang! Isaac is so much better at writing than Eunice.

by BigBozeman December 12, 2018

eunice

being inside of a place compiled of walls all around you.

hey man! eunice class too!

by hi January 21, 2003

Eunice

One weird, kimchi - eating, procrastinating, small-eyed boze

Dang! Isaac is so much better than Eunice at writing.

by BigBozeman December 12, 2018

Eunice

A stinky fart that lingers

Sorry man didn’t mean to Eunice you

by Stinkyric December 20, 2017

Eunuch-rock

A catch-all term for all the ball-less, sterile, wuss-rock (coldplay, snow patrol, james blunt, keane - ad nauseum).

Bands that verge on autism, having a degree of "talent" (ability to play), yet an inability to convey emotion, other than a vague stab at it (emotion)...

A prime example being "yellow" by coldplay!!! What does this mean, a near dissatisfaction??? Or perhaps an even better example "have a nice day" by stereophonics - a "nice" day? not a great day? just a nice one. "Eunuch-rock" - the kind of glib, nonsense you'll see selling cars, mobile phones or insurance on tv.

by jokei April 28, 2009