Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro

a french jew who is getting a bit soft
or
a person you dislike

hey Gabibbo Epstein Shapiro!
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by faze cum cum sauce June 30, 2023

Epitome of Awesomeness

Brownski

dude #1:

there's this girl who's immensely intelligent, astonishingly beautiful & freakishly funny...she's like the "Epitome of Awesomeness"

dude #2:

she sounds like such a Brownski dude.

by LLCOOLJ October 31, 2013

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

Sigma Alpha Epsilon is a secret letter, social college fraternity. Founded on March 9, 1856 , it has initiated more men since its founding than any other fraternity with more than 282,000 initiated members. At present, SAE (as it is nicknamed) has more than 8,200 undergraduates at more than 250 chapters in 48 states. It was the first fraternity to establish a national headquarters (Levere Memorial Temple on the campus of Northwestern University in Chicago1929), a national Leadership School (1935), a national Men's Health Issues Committee (1980), and a career-development program tailored for the community ("The Leading Edge" in 1990).

Currently, the Fraternity offers a comprehensive member-education program called The True Gentleman Initiative. The Fraternity communicates through The Record, a quarterly publication that has been published continuously since 1880 . New members receive a copy of The Phoenix, the manual of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, for educational development.

The creed of this fraternity is as follows:

The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.

—John Walter Wayland (Virginia Omicron Chapter 1899)

Sigma Alpha Epsilon is the largest social fraternity in the United States, yet some people are surprised that with 282,000+ members, some of the chapters are comprised of dicks, and choose to judge the whole fraternity harshly as a result.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon should strive to humble themselves before berating these people for their ignorance.

by Sigma Alpha Epsilon California Zeta February 5, 2008

Epsilon male

A weak willed male in a position of authority. Hereditary rulers who defer to their advisers are the typical example. Counterpart to Epsilon female, though these are comparatively rare.

He only ever got the nomination because the party insiders knew he'd be easy to control. He's a typical Epsilon male.

by Crazy cow January 31, 2014

epitarting

a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation

chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug

by will6691 November 20, 2011

Sigma Epsilon

The most bad ass group of local sorority girls who can out drink most grown men, kick ass in school, and are hot as hell. They have the best sorority songs and make dumb bitches cry.

Wow, did you go to the Sigma Epsilon party last night? It was fucking sweet. I blacked out from the jungle juice and made out with someone I don't even know.

by naughty chick May 13, 2008

A Jack Epstein

an attempt at committing suicide by jumping off one's mom's balcony, but failing miserably and going on a homosexual oddysey in which one finds oneself and dates falon lewis. He hurts himself really badly.

dude! I had a bad bad day at school so i went home and pulled a jack epstein. it hurt soooooo much!!!!!

dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.

They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.

by sean "dickinass"wallace February 21, 2009