expresso

How ass hats say "espresso"

expresso? where the fuck are you getting the X in espresso?

by evil snarf August 20, 2016

Expresso

A word that a dumbass fucktard says.

I.e. lambs dumbass orders expresso

Yum Expresso! Tastes like my favorite thing in the whole work... DICK

by N0SES September 13, 2016

expresso

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go

Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.

by dsimms May 1, 2008

Double Double espresso

One way ticket to Hyperactivity and too much energy! Probably the best legal method of achieving ecstasy, it is uncomparable to anything else you have ever seen.

Should be ingested with caution, as it may result in excruciating pain to anyone who is not under the effect of another double double espresso.

Guy 1: hey, what are you drinking?
Coffee addict: A double double espresso!
Guy 2: I dont think thats good for you
Guy 1: Yeah, but I think its worse for us, Run!!!
Coffee Addict: WOOOO AHH AHHH AHHHHH BLADABUHDURABLEJUCAWAWADELIOTABUBUYELAKAKACUEHDHA!!!!

by Mischievous Cockroach March 14, 2010

depresso espresso

An amazing person who loves coffee when she is depressed. She is a wonderful lesbian who hides her feelings with a man named Nick.

"I am depresso espresso!"

by bournen June 5, 2019

the real empress of rap

The real empress of rap is Lauren Hill! After her legacy is over, Nicki Minaj will take the spot! Cardiovascular Bronchitis🤢 (Cardi B) will never even be know as a princess...probably the flop of female rap...Stan Lauren the empress!

The real empress of rap is Lauren Hill, Never ugly Cardi...she’s the flop of female rap.

by empressofknowing December 12, 2020

Depresso Expresso

When you're sad but you dont know why and listening to Billie Eilish doesn't help

Hey man what's wrong with him.
Oh, he's just depresso expresso

by Veryswag April 10, 2019