Eli

A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN

Boy1:Eli your not gay.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.

by Helloha June 14, 2015

Eli

The biggest drama queen you will ever meet.

He is being such an Eli right now.

by nerd_owl March 21, 2017

Eli

A vey sweet person. Always making everyone laugh. Very mysterious when it comes to schoolwork. There is always someone who really likes him and wants to ask him out. Very shy when he’s around girls. When he’s with his friends nothing can come between them. Eli’s usually are good looking.

Hannah: who’s that?
Ella: Oh that’s Eli, my boyfriend.

Hannah: I’m so jelly.

by queen Ava Ava January 4, 2020

Eli

Eli is a type of guy you always wanna be around and makes you the happiest person when he pays attention to you sometimes he can be forgetful and a little annoying but he makes it up with his goofy life style cotton candy textured hair and gorgeoussmile he always has funny jokes to tell and you could listen to him sing for hours he could have any girl wrapped around his finger if he wanted to even when he makes a stupid joke everyone laughs but he has a deep dark secret about him that nobody knows!

Girl: he is such a charmer
Me: He must be an Eli

by MYFIRSTNAMEAINTGRACE HA dood October 20, 2019

Eli

He is a funny guy and can make you laugh and can be kind and a little mean sometimes but don’t mess with him because when gets mad he can hurt someone he’s also athletic and can be a good boyfriend but sometimes he worry’s to much he’s a good you just have to get to know him people be mean to him or pick on him

You know Eli he’s a good friend and a cool guy

by Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiį October 30, 2019

Eli

The man I love with all my heart

Will you marry me Eli?

by Ya boo November 2, 2019

Eli

Eli is a very funny guy. He normal has brown hair and wears glasses. His eyes are so deep you could get lost in them for hours. Eli is very smart and great at making friends. He tries to make jokes but nobody will understand, yet everyone will laugh. He is so bright and bubbly. He is normally into the more mysterious type of girls, the dark and twisty. They are complete opposites and he helps her be more bubbly. He is amazing.

Friend: "This paper is exaughsting"
Eli: " that's what she said"
Friend2: "what??"
All: "laugh"

by Lindsaygray October 21, 2018