eggplant tits

The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

by cumonyoureggplanttits January 4, 2014

Eggplant Parm

A group of people that get together to BS at work

We are a eggplant parm!

by Perfectionsection April 16, 2017

Eggplant

A highschool basketball prop specifically used at huge rivalry basketball games. nothing non-kosher about this one.

Hey yo bring the eggplant to the game on Sunday. It's super kosher and not dirty.

by haven't loskdn January 11, 2020

Rusty Eggplant

a old mans (above age of 80) penis

That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.

by MemeMaster64 September 28, 2018

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

the japanese eggplant

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)

Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.

by beaniebabiedaddies October 12, 2020

Eggplant man

The innovator in vegeman porn, His co-star, Corn Man Helped renovate the vegeman porn industry of the millenium

Dude, Eggplant man just put that fire out with his load

by Warlain September 7, 2003