Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

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Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?

Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?

Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022

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edi wow

How brown people say I feel bad for you but get over it. You figure out which specific brown people.

No one greeted me on my birthday today.
Edi wow.

by lawlietea October 3, 2022

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Edie

Someone, probably lgbtq+, who is energetic, and has a small friend group who she loves with her heart.

Random mom: “my kid is soo cool”
Edie’s mom: “my kid is way better”
Random mom “how is she?”
Edie’s mom: *proceeds to explain every good trait a human can have*

by Big big chungus big chungus May 28, 2022

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