Go eat a bean bro

The definition of this simply means to go eat a bean bro.

John "Go eat a bean bro."
Mark "No you."

by Bean bro January 26, 2018

Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020

Eat a dogshit

An instruction that should be given when a request is made that one performs some request that is currently out of one's capacity or willingness to execute. Particularly apt if the requestor has a genuine grievance. Can be prefixed with the word 'Go'.

Andrew : We'll have to stop smoking cigarettes in here because the smoke is giving Wayne a sore throat.

Dan : Eat a dogshit, Wayne
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Person a : Can you give me back that fiver I lent you?
Person b : Go eat a dogshit.

by o-corny April 3, 2010

That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.

*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.

by ezeebee January 18, 2009

eat a nut

to consume a testicle.

dude... eat a nut. just kidding...but seriously, eat a nut.

by Gizz off February 15, 2005

eatable

Eatable, meaning something which can be eaten. (Synonym for edible)

That day-old strawberry Pop Tart you found behind the fridge looks eatable.

by Deluded Informer April 14, 2003

Go eat a cat then shake it !

Postmortem feline consumption then gyration

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|

by arthur cornopolstein the 3th January 9, 2008