German Dynamite 

A firecracker that's about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide and makes an incredibly loud explosion. Usually used to blow up fruits, pumpkins on halloween, mailboxes, and other items that happen to be outside.

I lit off a stick of german dynamite earlier today. I couldn't hear out my left ear for close to a minute.

German Dynamite by Ah-dum September 20, 2008

anti-napoleon dynamite 

Those who did enjoy Napoleon Dynamite to some estent, but are now appauld by the shear magnitude of over-quoting done by their peers.

<<Dumbass>>Dude, i need my chapstick!
<<Anti-Napoleon>> Shut up and come up with something funny to say!

anti-napoleon dynamite by DesZebre February 7, 2005

Napolean Dynamite 

An indie movie. You either love it or hate it. Quoted constantly by fifth and sixth graders running around with "VOTE FOR PEDRO" t-shirts. Has absolutely no plot or storyline and the characters are basically white trash and really stupid...but it sticks in your mind!!! its sooo stupid that it's kind of funny. anyway, see it because even if you hate it, it's better to have seen it cuz people won't stare at you like ur some idiot. I still don't get why its so popular!!! it makes no sense...but w/e its still okay. on a scale of 1-10, its a 4 imo

some quotes from Napolean Dynamite...

"TINA! Go eat some ham!"
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Whatever I feel like doing. GOSH!!!"

Napolean Dynamite by ReDsOxBaBe October 2, 2005

napolean dynamite 

the best frickin movie ever made gosh

every other movie sucks compaired to this one

napolean dynamite by logan January 2, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite 

A pretty funny movie if you watched it when it came out and before EVERY FAGGOT IN THE WORLD started using phrases from it like "GOSH" and "FLIPPIN SWEET" and shit like that.
This movie got played out like hell...everyone ruined its funnyness by over using lines from it.

"GOSH did you see that FLIPPIN SWEET movie NAPOLOEN DYNAMITE. GOSH it's so FLIPPIN SWEET. VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!"

"fuck you that shit is old as hell"

Napoleon Dynamite by i used to like that movie March 28, 2005

Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite 

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.

Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?

Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011

napoleon dynamite 

1. A movie that gained popular acclaim via cognitive dissonance. True to form, there is nothing funny about the movie. But when people pay money to go see and sit through the entire movie, their brain tries to rationalize the situation (especially when you go watch a stupid movie.) In the end, the individual will convince him/herself that the movie was good.

2. A movie that has been quoted by the vast pre-teen adolescent population way to many times.

1. That was the greatest movie ever. I mean, I paid money to go see it and I sat through the entire thing, so it must have been good.

2. Your mom goes to college

napoleon dynamite by Euthanasia April 13, 2005