being dutched

The sudden unexpected signaling of displeasure with the current dating partner by insisting that each person pay for their part of the dinner date when it wasn't part of the original dating agreement. Either party can be the instigator of this rejection effectively ending the date.

"My date got up for the restroom," woman says into her cellphone, "but I don't think he's that into me."
"Why?" asks the BFF on the other end of the phone call.
Woman taps her credit card on the table: "I'm being dutched."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle May 11, 2014

Chunkin The Duece

Especially Used by Houston Rappers

Saying hi by putting two fingers up to someone.

Paul Wall was chunkin the duece at a bopper so his girl slapped him

by hToWnBaLLa21 April 8, 2006

deuche

A douche bag spelling of douche. The Definition of a douche is a vaginal cleaning device. The definition of a dueche is a whatever a retard trying to crack is looking at.

Oh my god, that guy is such a deuche.
Returning: Oh my god, I just got called a douche by a retard.

by Jesse Moody April 19, 2006

what the duece

An exlaimation of astonished confusion. Similar to the phrase "What the Hell" or "Holy Shit".

Little Billie: "Mom the dog got stuck in the garden hose again!"

Mom: "What the duece!"

by PhilipRyan April 27, 2006

deeche

Plural of "douche". A description of a group of people, each of which would be considered a 'douche' or 'douchebag'.

(When spotting a group of men in their 20's with pink button downs and popped collars): "Hey, check out the deeche over there!"

by EvanD October 28, 2007

totem duece

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"

"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."

"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."

"I got the top"




"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"

"Must of been a totem duece"

by Shower Fart October 23, 2008

Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.

My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.

by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012