Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

Drunken turtle

A sexual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you anally please her.

WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.

My gf was so belligerent last night that I had to give her a drunken turtle.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

Drunken Coatimundis

True to their nature, the Coatimundis is a gregarious, spry cat-like animal that primarily resides in South America. If one becomes too inebriated to stand on their own two feet, they must get crafty and get on all fours, thus resembling the gait of a Coatimundis.

The enjoyment after a 'Girls night out' came to an abrupt end when my wife became a Drunken Coatimundis on the stairs leading to our bedroom.

by RJJP July 2, 2009

Drunken

It's a handy word that easily explains a big gap in your evening of drinking. When you went from drunk and aware, to drunken and unaware, but then got busy with missions that can't be pieced together the next day.

I woke up outside my own house cuddling a wheelie bin, covered in glitter, wearing budgie smugglers over jeans and holding the reins to a miniature horse. Man, I was so drunken last night.

by genoir April 23, 2010

drunken hug fiend

The term for being drunk to the point of excessive hugging for no particular reason. This person is mainly a happy drunk and not too be confused with drunk slut for this person could be either male or female and random hugging is strictly the act of intoxication.

Kimmy: OMG I haven't seen you since this afternooon !!! *gives big hug*

Kimmy: OMG we have never talked before but i reconize you from school!! * big hugs*

Luke: wow kimmys such a happy drunk, classic drunken hug fiend. HA

by Obtigong January 23, 2009

drunken hurricanes

Two females of small stature in the proffession of life saving that, when intoxicated, ruin the lives of the public population. Drunken hurricanes are known to achieve the ultimate state of drunkness and run rampant through the downtown area of Colorado Springs. These said drunken hurricanes have been known to break inanimate objects and cause injury to otherwise healthy people. These hurricanes wreck house, and prior to anyones knowledge, disappear to the next bar.

Dude, where did Michelle and Lacey go?! They broke a bunch of shit, bruised my sternum, and bit my nipple! They showed up... wrecked house.... then left! They were like effin drunken hurricanes!!!!

by japirish December 29, 2009

Brass Drunkey

Drink half of a 40, then fill the other half with a fruit flavored malt liquor of your choosing.

"Brass Drunkey... that Drunkey Drunkey!"

by orednodkcin September 1, 2013