Dr. Pepper

Also known as the prostitute of the soda world, Doctor Pepper is that soda that you know you shouldn't be having, but once you get that little drop on your tounge, you need more and more till its completely empty at the very last drop.

I had some Dr. Pepper today, I knew I should have stuck to Pepsi, but its just do damn good!

by DevilsGrass February 17, 2017

Flaming Dr. Pepper

After you shit on his dick, you drizzle hand sanitizer on it while jacking him off. Just prior to ejaculation you light the shitty hand sanitizer on fire and watch the fountain of hot jizz explode out of his flaming shitty dick.

Bro.. I gave your dad a flaming Dr. Pepper after practice yesterday.

by Brian Cortey April 7, 2020

Dr. Pepper

Mr. Pibb's older, more successful cousin.

Have a refeshing glass of Dr. Pepper.

by Stroll August 25, 2004

Dr. Pepper Fountain

An act of extreme sexual deviancy in which a woman, crazed with the need for that epic sugar rush, vigorously shakes up a bottle of Dr. Pepper and inserts it into her vagina. Once the pressure equalizes, the woman arches her back, lifting her vagina into the air and proceeds to simultaneously remove the bottle from her vagina and spin on her head, much like a break dancer from the 1980s. Meanwhile, the pressurized Dr. Pepper is forcefully ejected from her vagina in a majestic arcing pattern, creating a pleasing fountain effect. Observers in the immediate vicinity are warned to wear protective clothing.

Jill's Dr. Pepper Fountain really took the party to the next level last night, but I wish I would've brought my rain jacket.

by TheHelmlinator February 17, 2014

Dr. Pepper Tits

When an overweight male consumes so much soda, their nipples lactate said soda.

Max: Bob's chugged about a six-pack already this morning.
Jethro: He's fillin' up them Dr. Pepper Tits.

by Carlo Watto May 22, 2015

Dr. Pepper

Greatest soft drink ever.

Dr. Pepper makes me shiver in anticipation.

by CkDead May 11, 2004

dr. pepper savage injun

A variation of the card game savage injun that is not recommended for rational, sober poker players. In the original game of savage injun there are two cards dealt, face down to all players. The players then hold the cards up to their foreheads, face out,(like an Indian's feathers on a head-dress) where you cannot see your own cards, but all of your opponents can see your cards. You bet on your knowledge of the other player's cards.

In the doctor pepper version (not recommended), the game is complicated by having wild cards of 10-2-4. Not for the feint of heart.

Willie shot Tyronne dead after losing to him in three straight hands of dr. pepper savage injun.

by Cosmicstargoat April 27, 2004