a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.
by Fillmore Slim March 29, 2005
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One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
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A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
by PLe1 March 5, 2009
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by sheila in the car July 21, 2010
Get the Il Douche mug.A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
by bananagrapefruit May 19, 2009
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