douchestravaganza

a gathering of douches and douchebags; a party for douches

"There was a huge douchestravaganza at the frat house the other night."

by SlippyWonderbread December 11, 2009

doucheslut

a combination of the words bitch and asshole, used as an insult

Jared made fun of Jonathan for his 1 inch penis. Jared is a doucheslut.

by BigDoucheSlut69 October 30, 2010

doucheshiness

The act of just being an all around dick/and or bitch.

Girl: oh my god that hoe just stole my boyfriend!
friend: What a load of doucheshiness

by hotties246 March 7, 2011

Doucheshittery

Shenanigans, absolute bullshit, anything (noun) negative.

Will you cut the doucheshittery?

I'm sick and tired of this doucheshittery!

Another day at the doucheshittery!

You are a doucheshit!

by Saxon W. Loveblast III April 15, 2011

douchestronaught

one who is discovering new bounds of douchebaggery

I'm impressed, marty is quite the douchestronaught

by douchemonitor August 3, 2011

Douchuasie

A twenty-something person who spouts quasi-intellectual banter after a stalled undergraduate education. He/She actively portrays a nouveau riche lifestyle--often beyond their means and with a penchant to the next-trending lifestyle.

"Kenneth and his over-priced hybrid vehicle are the newest members of our local Douchuasie."

by tiquanyin June 20, 2012

Douchesicle

n. Someone who is so douchey to the point where you HAVE to say “sicle” after “douche”

Alex is SUCH a douchesicle!

by MasatoKaibara4ever November 16, 2013