douchefuck

1.a person who has a girlfriend who is gay and has no friends.

2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk

James Kay is such a douchefuck, his girlfriend Jan is a gay bitch.

by Ford Saunders May 2, 2009

douchecock

A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.

Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.

by quenossy October 13, 2008

douchesicle

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

by Laura the Explorer December 9, 2008

Douchefucker

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.

My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.

by TheSexologist May 6, 2014

Douchebike

A motorcycle that a douchebag would own. Likely a crotch rocket.

You can tell by the douchebikes outside that this is a hipster bar.

by tclcttbs June 22, 2014

douchemuckery

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery

by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021

douchecock

1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.

Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.

by Mizark Dizark December 7, 2006