T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.
"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."
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A doucheberg is a person that's such a huge douche, that what you see, you're still just barely scratching the surface. All you're really seeing is the 10% of the douche that's on the surface, and that there's still a whole other 90% douche under the surface, that you still haven't seen.
John is such a doucheberg that the day after a first date, he called her at 2am, drunk off his ass, so she could pick him up and also asked if he could stay at her place.
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When you are so unbelievably hungover that standing vertically is barely possible, so you recline in the tub, turn on the shower, and let the hot water splash over you as you recall snippets of your outrageous, pompous behavior from the night before. For a traditional Douchenkrumple allow the water wash away your regret for at least 30 minutes or until the water goes cold.
When you are so unbelievably hungover that standing vertically is barely possible, so you recline in the tub, turn on the shower, and let the hot water splash over you as you recall snippets of your outrageous, pompous behavior from the night before. For a traditional Douchenkrumple allow the water wash away your regret for at least 30 minutes or until the water goes cold.
Georgann: "Are you coming to brunch? The bowling league you were taking Irish Car Bombs with might join"
Anders: "to be honest I might be taking my second douchenkrumple soon..."
Georgeann: "oh $%#..."
Anders: "to be honest I might be taking my second douchenkrumple soon..."
Georgeann: "oh $%#..."
by Douchenkrumple January 10, 2022
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