Douchefagroballlicker

Well it means that you are a douche ball licking faggot.

Me: You know what you are?
Him: What?
Me: A Douchefagroballlicker.

by I am ME. August 17, 2012

Douchefire

Noun. When a person is caught in between two douchebags having a back and forth conversation.

John got caught in some serious Douchefire at the bar tonight.

by Jim the Sasquatch October 29, 2015

douchefaggimus maximus

(DOOSH-FAG-A-MUS)

Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.

Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.

by Loki the ferret June 28, 2007

Douche Face

1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.

He's sucha douche face!

by Mr. Pseudo March 8, 2009

douchefart

a combination of a douchebag and a queef

Some douchefarts are Starker, Marshall, Morgan, etc.

by Matt Mloshenshiter November 1, 2008

douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng

John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.

by beeta808 May 10, 2011

DOUCHEFAG

a person who is such a jerk they are a douche but thats not even enough of an insult to them because they act gay so they are DOUCHFAGS

your such a douche telling off our cross country coach...now your making up stupid excuses why you did it and you try acting to cool to care.!!! YOU ARE A DOUCHEFAG!!!!

by mr.sh November 15, 2011