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douche cowboy

Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.

Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.

Answers to the follows calls:

"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"

"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."

"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."

"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017
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shrodingers deuche

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get
Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."
by Aqualite March 6, 2017
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shrödinger's douchebag

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.
shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!
by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020
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Douchebag in Chief

An immature and politically incorrect nickname for our emotionally immature and generally incorrect 45th POTUS.
My ten-year-old christened him with the name, “Douchebag in Chief” - and it stuck!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020
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Douche Cloud

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.
Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz
by Talamascaa April 15, 2017
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Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.
He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
by mememania November 28, 2020
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Douchbag Santa

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchbag Santa!
by First DB December 22, 2013
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