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Dopamine farmer

A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?

Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.

Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.

Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.

Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.

Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 9, 2024
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Dopamine Token

The small bits of greasy pleasure you get from likes and interactions on social media stories or posts.
That bitch had me driving her around all day harvesting dopamine tokens. At least she put out alright.
by Muffateeeer December 11, 2024
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Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves
I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.
by Interiorfix January 30, 2025
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Dopafein

Someone who is overly addicted to the nerotransmitter dopamine, spending far too much of their time online.
I tried to have a nice conversation with the girl with the fake lashes. But she was a total dopafein.
by JustThatGuyKai March 27, 2025
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dopamine shuffle

the weird dance humans do when alone that shuffle between quick dopamine hits. Eating junk food, watching porn, and scrolling on social media
Bill: Man, i tried to do some actual work but caught myself doing the dopamine shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
by DOPEshow April 2, 2025
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dopamine shuffle

the sacred act one does when they bounce between quick hit dopamine activities instead of doing anything of substance
Bro 1: Beast, what did you get on last night
Bro 2: Beast, i did the dopamine shuffle between Instagram, youtube, and my caniac combo
by DOPEshow April 4, 2025
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dopamine project

A project that has been started purely for dopamine, with no real foundation or direction.
Have you seen Sally? She's been re-arranging the books on the shelf for hours!

Yeah, she got her addy script increased. Probably just a dopamine project.
by jyme April 10, 2025
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