Doorknoby

Adj. Contractive simplification used to define characters that are classified as dumb as a doorknob.

"Vanessa is really hot man, but she's kinda doorknoby!"

by Cremaster Akioro December 9, 2008

Doorknobraphy

Having sex with any door like object either doorknobs, door

hinges, door handles and the door its self

Devin: Did you hear about Matriska having sex with that door?
William: Yeah I hear she's into Doorknobraphy.
Devin: That's soo cool!

by Penis Von Lesbian skank October 23, 2011

ya mums a doorknob

Meaning your mum is a slag

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"

by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017

dookie chaser

A fan of anal sex

i heard that Clint is a dookie chaser, i hear his boo screamin to take it out her ass!

by Loopy January 21, 2004

Dookie Train

A Dookie Train is another way of saying you have to take a massive dump since it will take so long.

Megan: "Gosh, what's that stink?"

Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."

Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"

by Clingbo1 August 11, 2010

dookie loaf

dookie loaf is equivalent to a stack of money or a $1000.

nothings sweeter than opening a dookie loaf bag

by drewbe69 August 18, 2010

Dook Tweet

Tweeting during defecation.

I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.

by chunkybeef May 12, 2011