Dooksnort

Taking a massive dump that clogs the toilet

Do you have a plunger I just dropped a Dooksnort

Justin is taking a Dooksnort

by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Dooksnort

Taking a massive dump that clogs the toilet

Do you have a plunger I just dropped a Dooksnort

Justin is taking a Dooksnort

by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Dooch

A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.

Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"

Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"

Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."

Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"

by Doochin' All Over The World July 4, 2009

doomshart

a bloody shart.

see "shart" for further information

John had a sick doomshart the other day.

by joedevo June 28, 2007

dooc

Pronounced (duke)

Documentation of a one way conversation.

To email fully knowing you will recieve no response.

Yeah I plan on following this dooc up with several phone calls.

I have to go make a dooc to cover my ass.

Didnt you see the dooc I sent you about that last month?

I havnt had time to dooc it out today.

by 2KMC August 3, 2008

Doomsa

Synonym for the Universidad del Museo Social Argentino, or UMSA, a university in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Due to its striking resemblance to the gates of hell and the absurdity of its 3 hour classes, the term doomsa was coined.

Shit, today I have to go to doomsa.

by avenidacorrientes June 2, 2010

doomslasher

A huge schlong that punishes it's victims with it's monstrosity.

Ricky: Sam, bend over so I can penetrate you with my doomslasher!
Sam: yes sir!

by Td97 July 23, 2014