The Donovan

When you can't see your own penis due to flab so you rub tuna on your crevices so your cat comes and licks it off

I ran out of bits to send people on Twitch, so I opened a can and did The Donovan

by Rayven Morrigana September 4, 2019

Donovan

A person with unfortunate facial features and thinning hair. Most view as creepy and anti-social. Someone who epitomizes laziness to the point of living off his spouse. He has an IQ of a nat and should not bear offspring, his DNA is deeply flawed. Watch out or you will be Hinch 'd. Donovan is the type of person who likes to eat lots of smelly ass burgers thereby attracting fugly women of decent financial means. Cannot be trusted and will lie and cheat to get what he wants. No redeeming emotional connedtions to anyone but himself.

Yo Dawg, you so lazy and disgustin, yous a Donovan

by Asberger October 15, 2011

Donovan Smith

A guy with huge nuts.
And he was a dog in his past life.

That guy is packin like Donovan Smith

by donovanforrestsmith September 3, 2009

donovanesque

to be perfect in every way, usually in reference to one's physique

Dude, you see that girl bending over to pick up that nickel. She is donovanesque.

by kevin malley April 19, 2007

Donovan McNabb

The quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles who when is good everyone bandwagons him and as soon as he throws an incomplete pass gets "bood" but, has taken the Eagles to 5 NFC Championships games (4 straight) a Superbowl birth and is the only NFL quarterback all-time to throw 30+ TD's in one season with -10 interceptions. In conclusion he is an under appreciated future Hall of Fame quarterback who is underrated and he will win Superbowl XLII.

Donovan McNabb is an NFL Great

by Ron Tucker Jr. January 17, 2009

Donovan

A caring male that values his friends and loved ones more than he values himself, he is very reserved until you get to know him. Once you get to know him though he will become one of your best friends, and will never want to let you go.

Person 1: Donovans are really quiet.
Person 2: Are you insane he wont shut up!

by TheWorldisSmall October 1, 2011

Donovan

Donovan's are not the most powerful commanders of the east. Modern day Donovans are fat, mental diseased, pussies. Donovan's were named by a pair of pussy parents that thought their kid would be great. Donovans are far from any type of leader, they are pussy momma's boys. Donovans have no sense of style and are very odd looking.

Guy: Yo that kid got the biggest weggie!!!

Guy 2: I know- Donovan is such a dork! Look at Donovan crying!!!!!!

by anonymous November 29, 2011